You Know Your Life Is a Soap Opera If...

Don't fall in love with a stranger; he's probably your long-lost brother. Don't talk out loud to yourself; that scheming bitch behind the flower arrangement will overhear and use your words against you! This funny but affectionate book shares all the truisms soap-opera lovers will recognise from their favorite storylines - and from life. This tongue-in-cheek guidebook provides a collection of lessons to live by and observations that will amuse fans and newcomers, including: No former husband or wife really dies; Mothers love all their children equally, even the children they didn't meet until they were adults; Women run the world but spend a lot of time pretending that men do; Everybody has secrets - and everybody else knows them... and much more!