Shut Up! - Part One

IMAGINE YOUR GIRLFRIEND COULD READ YOUR MIND. FOR REAL! When Professor Hobcastle develops a secret mind-reading device, his daughter, Samantha, ends up using it on her new boyfriend, Ralf Finixter. She can hear all of his swearing and musings on pornography, but it's the intimate thoughts of romance that she's really interested in! Then a secret U.S. government organization tries to get their hands on the professor's machine by whatever means they see fit! A kidnap and ransom ensues, and is complicated by some guy who likes to shoot graffiti vandals with a cross bow. Hopefully, the police can capture all these bad guys before anybody gets tortured or skewered, or forced to reveal their innermost thoughts at an inappropriate moment! Cathumus Pentacathula narrates this story with his usual flare and panache (if he actually had any, that is!). His personal comments are his alone and are not reflective of... anybody else!