Read This Instead

"Read This Instead" is a book in which "the reader is put through the thickest loads of [dazzling inventiveness] and steaming piles of [hysterical laughter] I've ever had to [return to many times because it was so good], in what is easily the [funniest] collection of [offbeat fiction, bizarre dialogue, inspired wordplay and social commentary] ever written. You've never read anything like it, and that's definitely a [definite] thing!" (Name withheld)