My (Almost) Perfect Puppy

"I have so many super-amazing and IMPORTANT things to write about! Ill tell you all about them: * My dog, Bob, is friendly and cuddly. He is a PERFECT puppy (almost). Sometimes he gets into mischief. * He loves to chew things! Especially Dads slippers. Then he buries them in the garden! * Bob eats and eats AND EATS! He even steals snacks off the table. (I dont mind when he eats my broccoli though!) * He is BOUNCY and JUMPY and chases CATS! Eeek! I have to invent a way to keep Bob out of trouble!"--Page [4] of cover.