Lily B. on the Brink of Paris

Mulgrew Middle School Summer Trip to Paris Madame Chavotte:
French Teacher and Chaperone.
Built like a tank, with only one eyebrow. Charlotte McGrath:
Vault of European Information.
In Command of All Details. Bonnie Roberts:
Astral Traveler and Channeler of Messages from the Universe. Janet Graham:
Obsessed with All That Is French.
Insists on pronouncing own name Jah-nay. Lewis Pilsky:
Computer God. Walking Pillar of Geekdom. Bud and Chaz:
The Football Guys.
Heads suspiciously jar shaped. Tim:
Last name unknown.
To everyone's knowledge, has never spoken. And, of course . . . Lily B.:
Self-Appointed Official Diarist of the Trip and Writer Extraordinaire.