Get Poor Slowly

Are you tired of getting rich quick? Me too! In fact it happened so quickly that I'm beginning to believe it never ever happened at all, ever. So, instead of getting rich quick again, I figured I'd try something different... getting poor slowly. My proven secrets have worked wonders for me... I've never gotten so poor so slowly in my life! Want in on the first secret to your lack of wealth? Well here it is, and its on the house! To achieve the skinniest of pockets...collect $12.95 US or $9.95 Canadian and buy a book called "Get Poor Slowly: The 50 Pages of Secrets That I Don't Want You to Know About But Will Tell You for $12.95 US ($9.95 Canadian)". You are Welcome, Daniel Johnson