Gay Vampire TV Chef
- Editore:
Paragon Publishing
- EAN:
9781782223856
- ISBN:
1782223851
- Pagine:
- 298
- Formato:
- Paperback
- Lingua:
- Inglese
Descrizione Gay Vampire TV Chef
Roger Drake is just your average gay, vampire, adopted son of a Conservative MP, lazy, privileged, cocaine addicted, Cambridge educated, self-confessed 'almost landed gentry for fuck's sake' but more importantly, sexually frustrated minor celebrity and struggling TV Chef. Of course, he would love to become the world's most famous vampire so he can pocket the dosh, seduce his manager and see his overbearing stepmother die projectile vomiting with murderous jealousy but, obviously, with as little effort as unhumanly possible. Will his politically incorrect adventures through the murky world of UK media land him his prime time cookery chat show on BBC1 or will he eventually be caught out by his lust for blood, cocaine, sex and money, his scurrilous immorality and the skeletons that spring out at him from several cupboards along the way like so many unexploded cluster bombs in a Palestinian playground? (This is easily the funniest book ever written. It almost killed me more than once. Absolutely nonstop bloody hilarious. 10/10 The Stuffing-It-To-'Em Post @ blogspot.com)