Funster Punster

Doc M. Deck Haynes joins a handful of those mortals the fruit of whose efforts projuiced a vintage tome which exclusively epi-tome-ises the pun-ny existence.
As he continues to sail through life, he is to be sail-ebrated as the quaint-essential deliverer of what he promaces. He guarantease that you shan't be dis-sup-pun-ted. So apr-opiate a copy of his book on puns, o-pun it at whataver page; and savour the pun-ultimate hex-spree-rience!