The French Exchange Whale and Other Rejected Book Ideas

It's said that everyone has a book inside them. Hapless would-be writer Cal King doesn't have just one though - he's bursting with ideas for everything from children's books to (in his mind) prize-winning novels. Unfortunately, his ideas are all terrible. Though never one to be deterred by rejection, Cal was initially hurt when it was suggested he compile his pitches into a collection of 'ridiculous book ideas'. But, driven by an all-consuming need for approval, he agreed. He hopes that his ideas will prove to be an inspiration to anyone who has ever dreamt of being an author. His publisher thinks they'll make you laugh out loud . . .