Ebook Like a Festering Ingrown Toenail--Where's My Side of Toe Cheese?

Earl Muggs wanted a wife. Instead, he got the devil, or close to it.

His witch of a wife Helga doesn’t cook, doesn’t clean, and certainly doesn’t polish yours truly.

Gagnabbit!

So what’s a man to do? Get revenge, that’s what!

And mental midget Muggs knows just how…

Approximately 1,200 words.

WARNING: Contains toe cheese.