Ebook Don't Count Your Chicken Farts Before They Hatch

When Miles Puggsley spends his last dollar on a carton of empty eggs, he realizes he's reached rock bottom and the end is near. But there's a basement to the misery he now endures, especially for the once proud DMV specialist turned exorcist. Can a band of wild chicken farts change his fortune?
No, probably not.
Approximately 4,100 words.