Corporate Condemnation

A nameless obsessive corporate asshole armed with a magic 8 ball battles a list of first world problems. Fueled by a hatred for his co-worker and his endless search for a girlfriend; he plots alone. Suddenly he ends up trapped in a Home Depot during the apocalypse. Stuck with a codependent TV celebrity's wife and a punk rock lesbian. Together they face attacks from giant locusts and an erupting vulva volcano.