Buy This Book & You Won't Be Hurt

Written for people who are absolutely no help to themselves whatsoever, Buy This Book and You Won?t Be Hurt contains more than 2,500 jokes and one-liners that offers readers one way to see how someone else copes with their issues you have with yourself. Willidau tries to help himself by helping others since they?ve only really been the problem for him and he?s hoping that what goes around comes around in full. Ken Willidau?s philosophy is that if he can help one person, he knows he?s probably solved one of his own problems, too. So it?s double self-help. How much more do you losers need before its just embarassing to everyone. Everyone. And, if you can be helped the odds are in his favour he will be, too. Chapters try to save the reader from themselves for the time it takes to read them, anyway. Among them the realization and acceptance that, ?Life is Taking You on a Trip to Nowhere?, ?Vanity, Thy Name is I?, ?In a Nutshell, You?re Nuts?, ?You?re Only Human?, ?You?re Being Stupid to Think You?re Not? and ?Grinning and Bearing It? make the day one that?s not as hopeless when it is over than when it began. The time is spent with a healthy helping of jokes using wit, dark humour, tongue-in-cheek, shots at you gentle reader, plays on words and double entendre humour. Spending your time with Ken may not help all your problems but it kept you away from making them worse for a while now that you see how really crazy life can be. Buy This Book and You Won?t Be Hurt is the perfect read for those days when you?re as far away from perfect as you can possibly get and any help you can get would be a big one. Self-help yourself.