Blonde Walks Into a Bar: The 4,000 Most Hilarious, Gut-Busting Gags, One-Liners and Jokes

DO YOU WANT TO HEAR A JOKE?
Better yet, do you want to be the person who keeps friends laughing with a new joke every day? Packed full of THOUSANDS OF JOKES on every topic from HUNG-OVER ACCOUNTANTS TO HORNY ZEBRAS, this book offers you over-the-top jokes that will have everyone laughing out loud.
-What's the difference between a bartender and a pharmacist?
"Nothing, the bartender just has a limited selection."
-What do West Virginians do when their car breaks down?
"Build a house next to it."
-Why were the blonde's boobs square?
"Because she forgot to take the tissue out of the box."
-Two former classmates meet at a reunion. The first proclaims, "I'm a garbage man." "I'm a lawyer," replies the second. "Honest?" asks the first.
""No, just the normal kind," says the lawyer."
-I come from a small town where the population never changes.
"Each time a woman gets pregnant, a man leaves town."