Behsharam (Shameless): First Performed at the Soho Theatre and Writers' Centre on 11 October 2001 and Then at Birmingham

Teenager Sati loves Arsenel striker Ian Wright. Her sister Jaspal dreams of a singing career as a Karen Carpenter impersonator. But since their Mum left on a pilgrimmage to India seven years before, Jaspal's life has been spinning out of control. So what if she smokes the odd spliff and turns the odd trick? But when Sati starts asking questions Jaspal can't handle, the pressure starts to build.