Bald Ain't Beautiful

Some Snappy Sappy Comebacks: Living with you is like having a cell phone with a million free minutes, but no one to talk to. Youare right. Iam wrong. You win. I lose, but I still donat want to see you again. Youad be your own worst enemy, if you didnat have me. Youave messed up more minds than a drunken brain surgeon. Welcome to the wild and wooly, yet sometimes slyly subtle, world of Bill Roddey as he shares his thoughts, delusions, and rants from his humor columns, short stories and poems about aMy Evil Twin Earl, a aPeople Who Shouldnat Be Cloned, a aMartha Stewart Prison Living, a aThe Man Who Just Stopped Talking, a aSkip a Lip a Lop Land, a aI Am An Idiot, a aBring Back Panty Raids, a aLiving Normally on High Alert, a aTalking With the Testy Dead, a among others. Buckle up, itas gonna be a bumpy read through lunacy and lucidity.