America's Reigning Cats and Dogs!

America run by cats and dogs?! We humans their coddled pets and overworked beasts-of-burden?!! Who wins Election 2008-the cats or the dogs? AMERICA'S REIGNING CATS AND DOGS-the year's most zany and politically corrupt spoof . Nay, politically bizarre, politically vicious ... Downright politically sinful! Which political party favors cats, which favors dogs? Who wins Election 2008? Terrorist extremists from the Muddle-East insist American cats and dogs follow their beloved god Isis the Cat! Will Senator and Presidential candidate Frosty Clingtalon succeed in her quest for Universal Vet Care and the Presidency? Will charming Senator Barkat Y. O'Mama stop her and change American politics, for a change? Will former President Kill Clingtalon give up the last of his political nine lives? Can President Spot A. Gusher deal with the chaos leading up to election day in November-from the snarling, hissing, biting and scratching political party conflict, to the maniacal threats of conquest from der Fürrer of Pürrsia, to the angry hordes of Canadian beavers and Mexican burros massing along the borders? Or is it "bad intelligence" again?? Media stars Ruff Lickpaw, Mightyclaw Sausage, Dr. Roara Shredhercaller, Mudd Trudge, celebrities, and political top dogs are all on the prowl.