The Adventures of Poooooosh Buster Oinky

PBO sank into the hill while he was sleeping. When he woke up, he was in a paradise. There were palm trees, unicorns, rainbows, even desserts that could talk, walk and speak. He was in his dreamland, but it wasn't a dream. He tripped on a giant chocolate chip. He hit his head and got knocked out, sliding on a chocolate-fudge slide into a chocolate cookie trampoline, which he bounced off of, and flew into a castle made out of chocolate.