42 Rules For Modern Life

If you want to be sure to do things the right way, turn to this trusty little volume to set you straight. Collected here is the expert advice you need to correct such errant behaviour as loading the toilet roll holder incorrectly, sneezing disastrously in public and eating a cherry tomato in a dangerous fashion. The Right and Wrong Book is a little training manual for good behaviour and offers the reader a sense of achievement as he or she sails safely through the perils of social interaction. Authoritative, straightforward, and backed up by easy-to-follow diagrams, it is guaranteed to help you avoid embarrassing social gaffes, bad habits and poor decisions. You might wish to buy this book in bulk to pass on to your friends, dreaming of how wonderful life would be if everyone behaved with The Right and Wrong Book.