The Sloppy Seconds Reboot

Sometimes love the second time around is much messier. It may have taken 53 years but a self admitted "failed" English professor, Dr. Tom Dawson, is finally hot in the shallow and older end of the dating pool. He gets a second chance with two of his two most vivid college flames to make a first love. But love is not better the second time around and history does repeat itself and may not be valid anyway. His reboot changes everything. The consolation prize is a big hooker and the investigating detective of a home burglary. He gets a lot more action and a little less love. If love ever happens it was not his love story.