The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion: Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect You
Six Incapacitating Holds Involving A Spatula And Other Ways To Protect Your Family
- Editore:
SANTA MONICA PR
- Illustratore:
- Duddles Bryan
- EAN:
9781595800251
- ISBN:
1595800255
- Pagine:
- 165
- Formato:
- Paperback
- Lingua:
- Inglese
Descrizione The Ultimate Counterterrorist Home Companion: Six Incapacitating Holds Involving a Spatula and Other Ways to Protect You
Become a soldier in the war on terrorism--without having to leave the house--with this illustrated guide to patriotic protection. Answering questions like "Could I be dating a terrorist?," "Which minority groups should I be afraid of?," and "Where can I purchase bulletproof vests in children's sizes?," this humorous guide contains helpful advice to combat terrorism. A section for teens is also included, including topics like what to do at a party when one is invited to join in a terrorist attack, especially when all the cool kids are doing it. From getting up at different times every morning to confuse attackers to the final closet and under-the-bed check at night, these hilarious instructions will help readers keep their worst fears at bay.